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can you be my driver? coz u drivin me crazy.. |
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Love is like a bubble gum kapag dumikit sasakit ang ulo mo. |
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I want a boy i can run to with tears comming down my face and he'll say to me who's ass am i kickin |
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if you didnt love me id stalk to till u gave in and loved me! ;p **pamela dawn** |
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if it wasnt for that damn sun youd be the hottest think ever created |
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for once can u stay single and not always need a piece of ass |
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do you know karate cause your bodys kicking |
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there are to words that your boy friends hate, don't and stop, unless you put them togeth. ;) |
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Love is veryy beautiful when u do sex wid someone |
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Love is like a game, and I'm winning! |
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guy:
so you like dissapointing guys dont you
girl:
yes i do i just dont like fake guys so i play hard to get
guy:
well you failed at that.
girl:
what you mean?
guy:
you never dissapointed me |
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"Whatever women do they mus do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult!"
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Whoosh, I think he just kissed me! |
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10. Whatever women do, they must do twice as good to be thought half as well as men, but luckily this is not difficult. |
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the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout of love down came the hate a washed the spider out |
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are you a chicken farmers daughter? You certainly raised my cock! x |
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My love for you is like a river, the summer breeze makes my soul shiver, one more look from you is like gold, lets get some BBQ and get busy...... ;) |
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Love is like a rainbow,
when it breaks your heart cause you cant catch it,
you've got to get over it!!! |
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love is like bubblegum, when it sticks, it drives you crazy |
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my knight in shining armour turned out 2 be some loser rapped in tin foil. |