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Love is like a game, and I'm winning! |
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guy:
so you like dissapointing guys dont you
girl:
yes i do i just dont like fake guys so i play hard to get
guy:
well you failed at that.
girl:
what you mean?
guy:
you never dissapointed me |
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"Whatever women do they mus do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult!"
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Whoosh, I think he just kissed me! |
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10. Whatever women do, they must do twice as good to be thought half as well as men, but luckily this is not difficult. |
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the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout of love down came the hate a washed the spider out |
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are you a chicken farmers daughter? You certainly raised my cock! x |
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My love for you is like a river, the summer breeze makes my soul shiver, one more look from you is like gold, lets get some BBQ and get busy...... ;) |
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Love is like a rainbow,
when it breaks your heart cause you cant catch it,
you've got to get over it!!! |
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love is like bubblegum, when it sticks, it drives you crazy |
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my knight in shining armour turned out 2 be some loser rapped in tin foil. |
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I hope that you don't expect me to just forget about you just because you live in a different state. I will walk those 200 miles just to see you again, and then run the 200 miles home before dinner so my mom doesn't find out. |
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there is thousands of roses in the world if I give u all it can't measure how well I love u |
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"if you were a fart I would hold you in my butt cuz i would be afraid to loose you" |
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Your boyfriend kisses you because he thinks he has to; your friend kisses you because he wants to:) |
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Love is such a strong word let's use...Hopelessly connected. |
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before you critize someone walk a mile in there shoes that way when you critize them your a mile away and you have there shoes |
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You're name makes my pencil squeak. |
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Someone should sue disneyland for making every girl believe that she can have a prince charming! |
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"Gravity shall not be held responsible for people falling in love" - Albert Einstein |
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Eight Letters...I Love You...Eight More Letters...BULLSHIT!! |
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If you like him, kiss him, if likes you kiss him, if he's sexy, kiss him, if he's a dork, walk away! |
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Why do people fall in love?
because there's a hole in love. |
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love can sometimes be magic - but magic can sometimes be an Illusion |
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"I cried when you left, then I laughed cause she was ugly" |
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I love you more than all the Dalmations and all there spots |
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Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth and comfort. |
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i love you is 8 letters long. than again so is bullshit |
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what is the speed limit of sex?68 because at 69 you have to turn around |