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Love Quote Funny Quotes - Part 2

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Please note that the quotes here are submitted by Love-Sessions visitors and have not been checked on copyright, please just enjoy these quotes.

my knight in shining armour turned out 2 be some loser rapped in tin foil.
I hope that you don't expect me to just forget about you just because you live in a different state. I will walk those 200 miles just to see you again, and then run the 200 miles home before dinner so my mom doesn't find out.
there is thousands of roses in the world if I give u all it can't measure how well I love u
"if you were a fart I would hold you in my butt cuz i would be afraid to loose you"
Your boyfriend kisses you because he thinks he has to; your friend kisses you because he wants to:)
Love is such a strong word let's use...Hopelessly connected.
before you critize someone walk a mile in there shoes that way when you critize them your a mile away and you have there shoes
You're name makes my pencil squeak.
Someone should sue disneyland for making every girl believe that she can have a prince charming!
"Gravity shall not be held responsible for people falling in love" - Albert Einstein
Eight Letters...I Love You...Eight More Letters...BULLSHIT!!
If you like him, kiss him, if likes you kiss him, if he's sexy, kiss him, if he's a dork, walk away!
Why do people fall in love?
because there's a hole in love.
love can sometimes be magic - but magic can sometimes be an Illusion
"I cried when you left, then I laughed cause she was ugly"
I love you more than all the Dalmations and all there spots
Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth and comfort.
i love you is 8 letters long. than again so is bullshit
what is the speed limit of sex?68 because at 69 you have to turn around
Having the one you love break up with you and say "We can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mother saying "You can still keep him."

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