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April Fool SMS Quotes - Part 1

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Please note that the quotes here are submitted by Love-Sessions visitors and have not been checked on copyright, please just enjoy these quotes.

Giving you ideas for Love Texts, SMS, chat or Whatsapp texts.


 
Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge..
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.


By: Fool     |   Category: April Fool SMS
Characters: 116
   

34 Rating: 2.6/5 (261 votes cast)

 


 
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions


By: AprilMe     |   Category: April Fool SMS
Characters: 158
   

35 Rating: 2.5/5 (194 votes cast)

 


 
Dearling,pls attend 2 these 4pple waiting outside 2 C U,they are my colleagues need a permanent home 2 live.there names are peace,joy,health & promotion.


By: Mukaila agoro     |   Category: April Fool SMS
Characters: 159
   

180 Rating: 2.6/5 (176 votes cast)

 


 
F-faithful
R-relationship
I-in the
E-earth that
N-never
D-dies
S-sharing sorrow or
H-happy
I-in any
P-pace


By: purushothama     |   Category: April Fool SMS
Characters: 120
   

392 Rating: 2.6/5 (167 votes cast)

 


 

F-faithful
R-relationship
I-in the
E-earth that
N-never
D-dies
S-sharing sorrow or
H-happy
I-in any
P-pace


By: yuvaraj     |   Category: April Fool SMS
Characters: 122
   

469 Rating: 2.4/5 (159 votes cast)

 


 
L=Loss
O=Of
V=velueble
E=Education


By: Girish     |   Category: April Fool SMS
Characters: 37
   

611 Rating: 2.8/5 (165 votes cast)

 


 
No matter how high the sky is,

How deep the ocean is,

How strong the wind is,

How wide the river is,

I jus wanna tell u...


They're none of ur business...!


By: Yinn Yie     |   Category: April Fool SMS
Characters: 171
   

709 Rating: 2.6/5 (151 votes cast)

 


 
You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge..
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.


By: ajay     |   Category: April Fool SMS
Characters: 111
   

758 Rating: 2.4/5 (152 votes cast)

 


 

F-faithful
R-relationship
I-in the
E-earth that
N-never
D-dies
S-sharing sorrow or
H-happy
I-in any
P-pace


By: gajendra singh     |   Category: April Fool SMS
Characters: 122
   

1013 Rating: 2.5/5 (112 votes cast)

 


 

When I look at you I smile, and When I look away I frown, no matter how far, maybe a mile, makes another woman get a scar.


By: hansraj     |   Category: April Fool SMS
Characters: 124
   

1350 Rating: 2.4/5 (114 votes cast)

 


 
All of my questions stetled-thanks!


By: Mira     |   Category: April Fool SMS
Characters: 35
   

1379 Rating: 2.4/5 (110 votes cast)

 


 
love is term used by those people who are afraid of the unknown.
No man in life will ever love once.


By: Kawakawa     |   Category: April Fool SMS
Characters: 101
   

1672 Rating: 2.7/5 (100 votes cast)

 


 
there is a lizard on you hair


By: previna     |   Category: April Fool SMS
Characters: 29
   

1675 Rating: 2.5/5 (101 votes cast)

 


 
The back side of the finger cannot move a mouse pointer.




Hey dont try its an April fool sms!!!!!!!!!!!!


By: seth     |   Category: April Fool SMS
Characters: 112
   

1731 Rating: 2.6/5 (92 votes cast)

 


 
Baby Have a great nite, Sleep tight Dont let The Big Bug bite yuh <3
love Yuh..GUD NYT


By: Chris     |   Category: April Fool SMS
Characters: 92
   

1828 Rating: 2.7/5 (103 votes cast)

 

 

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