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Funny SMS Quotes - Part 1

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Giving you ideas for Love Texts, SMS, chat or Whatsapp texts.


 
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.


By: Uka     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 112
   

40 Rating: 2.6/5 (258 votes cast)

 


 
Ayipa ni ti stearing,Atepa ni ti brake,Ajusiwa-juseyin ni ti Gear.na so your enemies' life go be


By: Mukaila agoro     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 97
   

181 Rating: 2.6/5 (161 votes cast)

 


 
1 sardar ne shampoo kharida or bola iske saath ka gift do.
shopkeeper-iske saath gift nahi hai.
sardar- saale jhute ispe to likha hai
"Danaruff free"


By: Alisha Hussain     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 164
   

536 Rating: 2.6/5 (150 votes cast)

 


 
It's so common hearing how r u ? wat r u doing ? how was ur day ? any plans ?so i thought i'"ll ask sumthing different"
did u scratch ur bum today ? he. he


By: Alisha Hussain     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 170
   

539 Rating: 2.7/5 (151 votes cast)

 


 
yaad teri witch chain koi na saade utte tanu raham koi na horan nutu din rat sms kare saade liye tere kol time koi na


By: harender chauhan     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 117
   

560 Rating: 2.5/5 (137 votes cast)

 


 
My dad is too fat and too heavy to the extent that one time he fell in love and broke it.


By: Opolot     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 89
   

631 Rating: 2.6/5 (146 votes cast)

 


 
I M Best..I Can Prove It... I Can see The Tea In Tea Cup.. Can u See The World in World Cup?I Can Send My Adress 2 Ur Mobile,Can u Send me Ur Mobile 2my Adress?


By: Haider shah 00971 502916924     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 160
   

766 Rating: 2.6/5 (140 votes cast)

 


 
pujja ke povvu naku nevu edhgo pouvu edhi manna love


By: ramesh.m     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 53
   

964 Rating: 2.7/5 (119 votes cast)

 


 

love is a endless journey together done by standing on both ends of life...telling each other "im here for u always,no matter what"


By: shoibi     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 143
   

1025 Rating: 2.5/5 (114 votes cast)

 


 
love is around all times
you just feel it ;]


By: shoibi     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 45
   

1026 Rating: 2.4/5 (111 votes cast)

 


 
Da rain makes all thngs beautiful, flowers n trees 2, if da rain makes all thngs beautiful y doesn't it rain on u?


By: N!ck¥ g£ Sw@G     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 114
   

1037 Rating: 2.5/5 (110 votes cast)

 


 



I miss your face
I miss your Voice
I miss your smile
I miss your call
I miss your company
I miss you a lot. But, I never miss ur sweetest & Honest Love



By: ranjib     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 170
   

1044 Rating: 2.4/5 (116 votes cast)

 


 
Hey!
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lo

lov

love

y

yo

I love yogurt!


By: Florance     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 64
   

1061 Rating: 2.6/5 (114 votes cast)

 


 
Boys are plenty!!
Girls are plenty!!
Don't get married before twenty!!


By: priya     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 72
   

1069 Rating: 2.5/5 (111 votes cast)

 


 
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.


By: fisaha abraha     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 83
   

1105 Rating: 2.4/5 (105 votes cast)

 


 
A good friend offers you a shoulder to cry on
A great friend will give you THEIRS...


By: Imichao     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 85
   

1134 Rating: 2.5/5 (105 votes cast)

 


 
Lus. 15
Medimix Rs. 12
Lifeboy Rs. 8

Koi Sa Bhi Lagana
Par Aaj Zarur Nahana .
Happy Makar Sankranti


By: alok kumar     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 106
   

1145 Rating: 2.6/5 (106 votes cast)

 


 
1 sardar ne shampoo kharida or bola iske saath ka gift do.
shopkeeper-iske saath gift nahi hai.
sardar- saale jhute ispe to likha hai
"Danaruff free"


By: shikha     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 164
   

1182 Rating: 2.5/5 (101 votes cast)

 


 
i want to *some text missing*


By: chandan gogoi     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 29
   

1194 Rating: 2.5/5 (106 votes cast)

 


 
hey girl friend! whatcha doin .oh just counting money.where did you get it? your wallet.


By: shelb     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 88
   

1236 Rating: 2.5/5 (105 votes cast)

 


 
every body wANTS TO GO IN HAVEN BUT NOBODY WANTS TO DIE


By: rabi gupta     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 55
   

1255 Rating: 2.7/5 (113 votes cast)

 


 
One day a boy was kissed by a girl....
On this...the boy
shouted,"hurray !!!
Ah !man this is life...ah what a nice feeling...ah !
Thnk q lorD!!!maaja agiya!"
Hearing this the girl said,"shut up stupid!pokor kao
hum tmhara mumy hain...okora bacha..!"


By: ginus kapa     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 269
   

1320 Rating: 2.7/5 (105 votes cast)

 


 
A man sat down in da sitting rum for 4 hours,luking at his marriage certificate,his wife ask y?d man replied i am luking 4 d expiring dateA man sat down in da s


By: Dr Damson     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 160
   

1344 Rating: 2.5/5 (103 votes cast)

 


 
I hate it when u smile like that becos u look like a native ape


By: Iyke Peter onu     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 63
   

1348 Rating: 2.6/5 (104 votes cast)

 


 
if you get married and get divorce, come to my stable and marry my horse...


By: frances     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 75
   

1393 Rating: 2.7/5 (99 votes cast)

 


 
how far


By: seth     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 7
   

1450 Rating: 2.5/5 (108 votes cast)

 


 


By: Ravi     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 0
   

1479 Rating: 2.8/5 (123 votes cast)

 


 
love


By: walter     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 4
   

1484 Rating: 2.6/5 (113 votes cast)

 


 
No


By: salman kaifi     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 2
   

1595 Rating: 3.0/5 (105 votes cast)

 


 
SEX ON CODE: Husband nd wife decided dat anytime dey wnt 2 mk luv dey wil cal it phone cal so dat d children wil nt understand, one day d father called one of d children n said. “GO TEL UR MUMY DAT I WANT 2 MAKE PHONE CAL.” d child went n told d mother den d mother said “TEL UR FATHER DAT No NETWORK AT D MOMENT”, den d father said "TEL HER DAT IF SHE DONT COME I WIL GO N USE PAYPHONE" den d mother said "TEL HIM DAT IF HE USE PAYPHONE I WIL GO N OPEN BUISNESS CENTER".


By: ngozi     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 499
   

1736 Rating: 2.7/5 (99 votes cast)

 


 
Right on-this hleped me sort things right out.


By: Sandeep     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 46
   

1754 Rating: 2.5/5 (95 votes cast)

 


 
Behind every cloud there is a silver lining


By: Regina opoku     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 43
   

1850 Rating: 2.5/5 (99 votes cast)

 


 
Define Checkmate : Suppose U Tell Ur Wife : I Saw A Lady Who Looked Exactly Like You Wife Asks: Was She Beautiful ? U Can't Say "No" U Can't Say"Yes" ;)



By: rameez     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 177
   

1854 Rating: 2.7/5 (101 votes cast)

 


 
I luv u
Roses r red violets are blu will do nethng to b with u
I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile I cherish ur ways I adore ur style? Wot can I say, ur 1 of a knd 24/7 ur on my mind.
Hey girl ur clever ur smart ur work of art u live in my heart
8 letters 3 words mean I love u
R 4 red, red 4 blood, blood 4 heart, heart 4 love, love 4 U – I Love You.
I would love to be your guardian angel; I could wrap you in my wings whenever you were lonely.
My journey of love for you goes on forever and stopping never.
If you love someone, put his/her name in a circle because hearts can break but circles go on forever.
LOVE: L- Lake of Sorrows, O-Ocean of Tears, V-Valley of Death, E= End of Life;
Time will fly but our love will never die.
Stars shine the brightest but for me the stars that shine in your eyes shine the brightest.
What is Life? Life is Love? What is Love? Love is U.
Love can heal any wound, what can heal the wound from love?
If you keep this SMS, you love me, if you delete it you desire me, if you ignore it you miss me? So will you do with this SMS.
I love letter ‘Y’, I love letter ‘O’, I love letter ‘U’, add it up and it makes ‘I Love U’.
Let us make our love as high as sky, as deep as ocean, as bright as light, as lively as air.
I love you more today than I did yesterday; I will love you more tomorrow than I do today, my love for you will add up each day.
What goes from one heart is stored in other heart; please store the love that went from my heart to your heart.
Love is life; Life is You.
If I could change and alphabet, I would place U besides I.
Love is not about who loves most, who comes first, who stays the most, love is about the one who comes and never leaves.
Love the one who loves you most, rather than the ones whom you love.
I love you.
U look at me & I fall apart, U smile at Me I warm at heart; U hug me I melt away, U kiss me I don’t know what I can say.
(((((I Miss U So I Send U the Hugs)))))))
Love is eternal goal of life.
Love one another & U will be happy; it is simple and difficult as that.
Love Is the Sun That Nourishes Emotions!
Each moment of happy lover’s hour is worth an age of dull and common life.
Roses r red, violets are blue, love is a drug, I am addicted to U
I love u so much my heart is sure, as time goes on I love u forever, your loving face ur happy smile u will be in my heart forever;
I love u is no wonder, but why I love me I always wonder.
That we are busy will never make me forget to tell u I love u.
Love is when u don’t want to sleep because reality is better than a dream.
When I dream I dream of you maybe one day my dream will come true.
Kissing u baby is my dream, I am the passion u r the cream.
Who cares whether it is a poem or a rhyme I will love u till end of time
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew all angels in heaven know I need u.
First time I saw u, u warmed my heart the second time I saw you, you started little flames, now each time I see you, my heart burns like hell.
I have heard from the phone company, the water company, the electric company, but I have not heard from U
4 steps to happiness U Me Us We Together.
3 words make my heart beat faster, 3 words make my legs shake, 3 words make my heads spin, the 3 words I Love U.
I wrote ur name in sand it got washed away, I wrote it in air it got blown away, I wrote it on my heart, without U it could get torn away.
I saw something in shop window today, it was cute, sexy, smart, the way you like it anyway, I though to get it for you, I realized I should get Me 4 U.
If music be the food for love, play on….
Love is temporary insanity, which is cured by marriage
Love does to mean looking at each other, it means looking in the same direction.
Love reminds you that nothing else matters;
Love is more than a feeling it’s a state of mind.


By: raj     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 4076
   

1871 Rating: 2.8/5 (93 votes cast)

 

 

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