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Funny SMS Quotes - Part 1

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Please note that the quotes here are submitted by Love-Sessions visitors and have not been checked on copyright, please just enjoy these quotes.


  
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

By: Uka     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 112		    

40 Rating: 3.0/5 (66 votes cast)

 


 
Ayipa ni ti stearing,Atepa ni ti brake,Ajusiwa-juseyin ni ti Gear.na so your enemies' life go be

By: Mukaila agoro     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 97		    

181 Rating: 2.6/5 (21 votes cast)

 


 
1 sardar ne shampoo kharida or bola iske saath ka gift do.
shopkeeper-iske saath gift nahi hai.
sardar- saale jhute ispe to likha hai
"Danaruff free"

By: Alisha Hussain     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 164		    

536 Rating: 2.0/5 (3 votes cast)

 


 
It's so common hearing how r u ? wat r u doing ? how was ur day ? any plans ?so i thought i'"ll ask sumthing different"
did u scratch ur bum today ? he. he

By: Alisha Hussain     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 170		    

539 Rating: 2.0/5 (3 votes cast)

 


 
yaad teri witch chain koi na saade utte tanu raham koi na horan nutu din rat sms kare saade liye tere kol time koi na

By: harender chauhan     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 117		    

560 Rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)

 


 
My dad is too fat and too heavy to the extent that one time he fell in love and broke it.

By: Opolot     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 89		    

631 Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

 

 

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