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Funny SMS Quotes - Part 2

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Giving you ideas for Love Texts, SMS, chat or Whatsapp texts.

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By: seth     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 7

1450 Rating: 2.5/5 (117 votes cast)



By: Ravi     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 0

1479 Rating: 2.9/5 (131 votes cast)



By: walter     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 4

1484 Rating: 2.6/5 (123 votes cast)



By: salman kaifi     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 2

1595 Rating: 2.9/5 (114 votes cast)


SEX ON CODE: Husband nd wife decided dat anytime dey wnt 2 mk luv dey wil cal it phone cal so dat d children wil nt understand, one day d father called one of d children n said. “GO TEL UR MUMY DAT I WANT 2 MAKE PHONE CAL.” d child went n told d mother den d mother said “TEL UR FATHER DAT No NETWORK AT D MOMENT”, den d father said "TEL HER DAT IF SHE DONT COME I WIL GO N USE PAYPHONE" den d mother said "TEL HIM DAT IF HE USE PAYPHONE I WIL GO N OPEN BUISNESS CENTER".

By: ngozi     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 499

1736 Rating: 2.7/5 (105 votes cast)


Right on-this hleped me sort things right out.

By: Sandeep     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 46

1754 Rating: 2.5/5 (104 votes cast)


Behind every cloud there is a silver lining

By: Regina opoku     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 43

1850 Rating: 2.5/5 (106 votes cast)


Define Checkmate : Suppose U Tell Ur Wife : I Saw A Lady Who Looked Exactly Like You Wife Asks: Was She Beautiful ? U Can't Say "No" U Can't Say"Yes" ;)

By: rameez     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 177

1854 Rating: 2.7/5 (111 votes cast)


I luv u
Roses r red violets are blu will do nethng to b with u
I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile I cherish ur ways I adore ur style? Wot can I say, ur 1 of a knd 24/7 ur on my mind.
Hey girl ur clever ur smart ur work of art u live in my heart
8 letters 3 words mean I love u
R 4 red, red 4 blood, blood 4 heart, heart 4 love, love 4 U – I Love You.
I would love to be your guardian angel; I could wrap you in my wings whenever you were lonely.
My journey of love for you goes on forever and stopping never.
If you love someone, put his/her name in a circle because hearts can break but circles go on forever.
LOVE: L- Lake of Sorrows, O-Ocean of Tears, V-Valley of Death, E= End of Life;
Time will fly but our love will never die.
Stars shine the brightest but for me the stars that shine in your eyes shine the brightest.
What is Life? Life is Love? What is Love? Love is U.
Love can heal any wound, what can heal the wound from love?
If you keep this SMS, you love me, if you delete it you desire me, if you ignore it you miss me? So will you do with this SMS.
I love letter ‘Y’, I love letter ‘O’, I love letter ‘U’, add it up and it makes ‘I Love U’.
Let us make our love as high as sky, as deep as ocean, as bright as light, as lively as air.
I love you more today than I did yesterday; I will love you more tomorrow than I do today, my love for you will add up each day.
What goes from one heart is stored in other heart; please store the love that went from my heart to your heart.
Love is life; Life is You.
If I could change and alphabet, I would place U besides I.
Love is not about who loves most, who comes first, who stays the most, love is about the one who comes and never leaves.
Love the one who loves you most, rather than the ones whom you love.
I love you.
U look at me & I fall apart, U smile at Me I warm at heart; U hug me I melt away, U kiss me I don’t know what I can say.
(((((I Miss U So I Send U the Hugs)))))))
Love is eternal goal of life.
Love one another & U will be happy; it is simple and difficult as that.
Love Is the Sun That Nourishes Emotions!
Each moment of happy lover’s hour is worth an age of dull and common life.
Roses r red, violets are blue, love is a drug, I am addicted to U
I love u so much my heart is sure, as time goes on I love u forever, your loving face ur happy smile u will be in my heart forever;
I love u is no wonder, but why I love me I always wonder.
That we are busy will never make me forget to tell u I love u.
Love is when u don’t want to sleep because reality is better than a dream.
When I dream I dream of you maybe one day my dream will come true.
Kissing u baby is my dream, I am the passion u r the cream.
Who cares whether it is a poem or a rhyme I will love u till end of time
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew all angels in heaven know I need u.
First time I saw u, u warmed my heart the second time I saw you, you started little flames, now each time I see you, my heart burns like hell.
I have heard from the phone company, the water company, the electric company, but I have not heard from U
4 steps to happiness U Me Us We Together.
3 words make my heart beat faster, 3 words make my legs shake, 3 words make my heads spin, the 3 words I Love U.
I wrote ur name in sand it got washed away, I wrote it in air it got blown away, I wrote it on my heart, without U it could get torn away.
I saw something in shop window today, it was cute, sexy, smart, the way you like it anyway, I though to get it for you, I realized I should get Me 4 U.
If music be the food for love, play on….
Love is temporary insanity, which is cured by marriage
Love does to mean looking at each other, it means looking in the same direction.
Love reminds you that nothing else matters;
Love is more than a feeling it’s a state of mind.

By: raj     |   Category: Funny SMS
Characters: 4076

1871 Rating: 2.8/5 (100 votes cast)



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