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Joke SMS Quotes - Part 1

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Please note that the quotes here are submitted by Love-Sessions visitors and have not been checked on copyright, please just enjoy these quotes.

Giving you ideas for Love Texts, SMS, chat or Whatsapp texts.


 

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.



By: asif     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 118
   

82 Rating: 2.4/5 (172 votes cast)

 


 
boy: can i touch ur s/w?
girl: 1st show me ur h/w
boy: should i install it in ur system
girl: cover it with anti virus and then install....


By: Nuroo455     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 142
   

191 Rating: 2.6/5 (124 votes cast)

 


 
wat did tarzan think when he saw dead cheetha?
ans:WOW NEW UNDERWARE


By: d.deepak reddy     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 69
   

239 Rating: 2.5/5 (114 votes cast)

 


 
boy: can i touch ur s/w?
girl: 1st show me ur h/w
boy: should i install it in ur system
girl: cover it with anti virus and then install....


By: Kuldeep     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 142
   

501 Rating: 2.0/5 (89 votes cast)

 


 
This is a message
from a
friend to a
friend for a
friend to be a
friend so that a
friend remains a
friend of a
friend who is a
friend 4revr.


By: shanu     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 149
   

506 Rating: 2.4/5 (109 votes cast)

 


 
I'm @ USA & dey dnt blv dat i lvd wit baboon so plz me ur pic so dat dey wil blv me dude


By: amanda zulu     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 94
   

615 Rating: 2.3/5 (93 votes cast)

 


 
With u i exaggerated to much.
I did an ugly mistake.
I hope one day u will forgive me.
Lovingly, Nature.


By: Albana     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 110
   

627 Rating: 2.4/5 (92 votes cast)

 


 
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
boy: can i touch ur s/w?
girl: 1st show me ur


By: karen     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 160
   

767 Rating: 2.3/5 (87 votes cast)

 


 
brain is the most outstanding object in nature.it functions 24hrs ,365 days right from the time we are born & stops only when we enter d"EXAM HALL".


By: divya sharma     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 162
   

902 Rating: 2.6/5 (89 votes cast)

 


 
one boy dey rasoir one girl the say u no say my fda na senate psidt na the girl tellim say give me you fda number becos na ur fda hand wey da tin dey flow e


By: godbless     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 156
   

987 Rating: 2.3/5 (80 votes cast)

 


 

one boy dey rasoir one girl the say u no say my fda na senate psidt na the girl tellim say give me you fda number becos na ur fda hand wey da tin dey flow e


By: vaibhav     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 160
   

1070 Rating: 2.2/5 (78 votes cast)

 


 
Boy 2 gym coach: I have 2 impress a girl, what machine i have 2 use? Coach: U have 2 use ATM machine outside the gym.. Keep smiling..


By: ASEEM     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 147
   

1088 Rating: 2.2/5 (75 votes cast)

 


 
main to yun he girlfrnd ko garm krny k liy sexy clip dkha rha tha faraz wo shrma k boli ye to dekhe hui ha koi or lg


By: numan boss     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 160
   

1123 Rating: 2.3/5 (75 votes cast)

 


 
pliz at what time are you leaving this place because it is coming to darkness mind you they will bit you at home we meet tomorrow in the morning.Alicia nancy


By: Nalubega jean breandah     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 157
   

1214 Rating: 2.1/5 (74 votes cast)

 


 
gudnyt luv,be ready 4 me i'll come via drm 'n make ur luv even more romantic,luv ya!!!


By: swelihle     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 86
   

1261 Rating: 2.3/5 (78 votes cast)

 


 
some beautiful quotes about couples journey, jokes, friendship sms you can send to my mail.


By: Pramila     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 91
   

1262 Rating: 2.3/5 (77 votes cast)

 


 
ABBEY HARRIOSONS LIKES IT HARD. HER LOVE FORHER GIRLFRIEND IS IN THE ONES HEART/


By: abbey     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 80
   

1333 Rating: 2.4/5 (75 votes cast)

 


 
QUA:whats written on the girls toilet
ANS:no smoking


By: nigel mugodo     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 53
   

1444 Rating: 2.7/5 (62 votes cast)

 


 
Joke


By: hussain muminat     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 5
   

1473 Rating: 2.5/5 (57 votes cast)

 


 
Joke


By: hussain muminat     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 5
   

1474 Rating: 2.3/5 (58 votes cast)

 


 
hy. What happand 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said ''welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey ur tryin 2 call is on the tree. . . .plz try again late


By: wilson     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 160
   

1491 Rating: 2.4/5 (58 votes cast)

 


 
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By: AMIT     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 10
   

1493 Rating: 2.6/5 (56 votes cast)

 


 
i love you big tym


By: jimmy     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 19
   

1576 Rating: 2.1/5 (57 votes cast)

 


 
Thanks for writing such an easy-to-understand artcile on this topic.


By: Lena     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 68
   

1611 Rating: 2.7/5 (56 votes cast)

 


 
love is in then air

so sad it wasnt confesed on valentimes day

but 1 day will be the wedding of

u and the tv!


By: Brittany     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 118
   

1716 Rating: 2.6/5 (61 votes cast)

 


 
2i ki jano"phaki" keno dake?"2mer gum vangve bole!2i ki jano"Full" keno fute ?"2mer dekhbe bole!2i ki jano"2mi" Ato valo keno,2mi amer bondo bole.


By: Mamunur Rashid     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 187
   

1719 Rating: 2.5/5 (53 votes cast)

 


 
dad; son you want ?
son;I wand to be a wife...


By: melan madhuranga     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 47
   

1767 Rating: 2.5/5 (55 votes cast)

 


 
A teacher asked santa can u tell me sentence ending with "hand"-
d santa replied-mam,my penis in ur hand.
the teacher slapped santa.
santa replied-sorry mam i forgot 2 put a gap between pen and is.....


By: Gurneet     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 214
   

1872 Rating: 2.5/5 (54 votes cast)

 

 

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