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Please note that the quotes here are submitted by Love-Sessions visitors and have not been checked on copyright, please just enjoy these quotes.


  

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.



By: asif     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 118		    

82 Rating: 2.5/5 (49 votes cast)

 


 
boy: can i touch ur s/w?
girl: 1st show me ur h/w
boy: should i install it in ur system
girl: cover it with anti virus and then install....

By: Nuroo455     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 142		    

191 Rating: 3.1/5 (15 votes cast)

 


 
wat did tarzan think when he saw dead cheetha?
ans:WOW NEW UNDERWARE

By: d.deepak reddy     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 69		    

239 Rating: 3.4/5 (18 votes cast)

 


 
boy: can i touch ur s/w?
girl: 1st show me ur h/w
boy: should i install it in ur system
girl: cover it with anti virus and then install....

By: Kuldeep     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 142		    

501 Rating: 3.4/5 (5 votes cast)

 


 
This is a message
from a
friend to a
friend for a
friend to be a
friend so that a
friend remains a
friend of a
friend who is a
friend 4revr.

By: shanu     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 149		    

506 Rating: 2.7/5 (7 votes cast)

 


 
I'm @ USA & dey dnt blv dat i lvd wit baboon so plz me ur pic so dat dey wil blv me dude

By: amanda zulu     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 94		    

615 Rating: 3.2/5 (6 votes cast)

 


 
With u i exaggerated to much.
I did an ugly mistake.
I hope one day u will forgive me.
Lovingly, Nature.


By: Albana     |   Category: Joke SMS
Characters: 110		    

627 Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)

 

 

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